Fifteen per cent of those surveyed “strongly agreed” with the statement, “Being torn limb from limb by a grizzly bear or devoured by a pack of rabid hyenas is too good for these people. They should be eaten, very slowly, by a colony of hungry fire ants. Yes, that’s it—fire ants. That would be amazing.”.

Read the whole thing in the +The New Yorker:
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/10/poll-americans-divided-over-what-wild-animal-they-would-like-to-see-congress-mauled-by.html

#congress #shutdown

Poll: Americans Divided Over What Wild Animal They Would Like To See Congress Mauled By
Americans gave grizzly bears the highest job-approval rating, followed by polar bears, and by brown bears in a distant third.